I thought of this while on Twitter earlier but it's too long to tweet, so I'm putting it here. Enjoy!
I am Jesus, Prince of Jerusalem, and defender of the secrets of Castle Bethlehem. This is John, my "fearless" friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic cross and said, "By the power of Bethlehem!" I have the power!
Yeah I know it's silly, but I still think it's pretty funny. Whatever
